Social Media is a brand new novella series by JA Huss that will feature one book released every other Wednesday for twelve weeks.
Release dates are:
8-27 - FOLLOW
9-10 - LIKE
9-24 - BLOCK
10-8 - STATUS
10-22 - PROFILE
11-5 - HOME
FOLLOW (Social Media #1)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: August 27. 2014
Novella (150 pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Synopsis
#Women.
I fuck them. I use them. I pay them
off. I find another. My demands are never denied. My contracts are always signed.
They submit to me. Willingly. Completely. Temporarily. This is how it’s always
been.
Until I saw that filthy tweet.
@VaughnAsher My bare pussy. Your
tongue. #ThingsIThinkAboutToGetOff
“FilthyBlueBird” thinks she can tease
me with hashtags and then hide behind a Twitter handle? She thinks I wouldn’t
be more than happy to #RockHerFilthyWorld? She’s wrong.
Her online fantasy is about to collide
with her public reality, and it’s about to happen… now.
Excerpt
My name is Grace Kinsella and
I’m
a filthy tweeter.
I can turn a hundred and
forty characters into living sex. I can string words together in a way that
will make you wet your panties with lust. I can make a man blush before he even
gets to the hashtag. I am famous for pithy filth.
In fact, my girlfriends and I
have an online Facebook group called the Filthy Blue Birds. And we’re not the only ones.
The world of pithy filth is booming, friends. There are endless groups like
ours. There are legions of shy girls who come alive when faced with the
hundred-and-forty-character challenge. And there is a very special place online
where we meet, challenging each other to achieve a new level of smexy typing.
I call that Twitter list
Dirty Heaven. I made it up, like literally I’m the freaking founder. So Dirty Heaven is
my kingdom and I’m the queen.
I’ll stop here to take a
bow.
Besides being a list, Dirty
Heaven is an online competition that happens on Twitter every Saturday night
across the world—yes, we have filthy tweeters from all walks of life. At 8 PM
Eastern the FT’s
come alive and each league puts up their best and brightest. You get one tweet,
one hashtag, and one chance to shine.
I don’t win anymore, it’s
simply not fair. I’m now the judge. But back when we were first putting this
together my tweets took me to Dirty Heaven time after time after time. That’s
back when we used to have the competitions nightly and the group was small.
Just fifteen or twenty of my closest online stranger friends. Each competition
we had an online muse and we took turns choosing who would benefit from our
blush-inducing prose. Sometimes the girls picked models or rock stars.
I only ever had one muse and
his name is Vaughn Asher.
Yes, the Vaughn Asher. A Hollywood legend. He started out in the boy
band 2 Far Out, then when his angelic voice changed as he hit puberty he
graduated into Disney sitcoms. Most child actors would fade after that, never
able to make the transition. But Vaughn Asher doubled down on the
workouts—gaining the title of Most Envied Body in Hollywood six years in a row
from Buzz Hollywood Magazine—and the
preteen wannabe turned into an action-hero heartthrob overnight.
Just thinking his name makes
me sigh. He’s
so freaking gorgeous. That messy dark hair that makes him look like he just
rolled out of bed. Those tight abs that just make you want to drag your tongue
all over them to see if they taste as good as they look. And that package, boy.
He’s never done any nudes so I have to use my imagination, but my imagination
is vivid. I have a very clear picture.
Besides, you know what they
say about a man’s
thumbs, right? Well, Vaughn Asher has incredible thumbs. And large feet. They
say that too.
Yes, doing filthy things to
his six-foot-two frame has been my idea of Dirty Heaven for almost three years
now. I’d
like to say I’ve said everything imaginable about him, but that’s not true. I
never run out of ideas. It’s like my brain only exists to compose a
one-hundred-and-forty-character sentence that will turn him red.
That’s my fantasy. That’s my
fairy tale. Vaughn Asher doing things to me that can only be said in a hashtag.
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PART TWO - LIKE
LIKE (Social Media #2)
By @JA Huss
Publication Date: September 10, 2014
Novella (120-ish pages)
Adult Contemporary Romance
Synopsis
#WhatADick
Vaughn Asher. I’ve stalked him
relentlessly. I shaped and formed my lust into the perfect dirty hashtag…day
after day… weekend after weekend. He was my prince. My fairy tale. My fantasy.
I gave him the best years of my online
life and what did he do for me?
Ruined my social media experience one
tweet at a time. That’s what.
#Fantastic
#BackToNatureFucking
#MissingSomething
#You
And now #TheDickWhoIsVaughnAsher
thinks he can weasel his way back into this filthy blue bird’s Twitter account?
He’s wrong.
His public fantasy is about to collide…
ah, fuck it. He’s hot as hell, bitches. I need more than a free sample. This time
I want it all and I’ll do whatever it takes to get it.
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About the Author
J.
A. Huss likes to write new adult books that make you think and keep
you guessing. Her favorite genre to read is space opera, but
since practically no one reads those books, she writes new adult
science fiction, paranormal romance, contemporary romance, urban
fantasy, and books about Junco (who refuses to be saddled with a
label).
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
She has an undergraduate degree in horses, (yes, really–Thank you, Colorado State University) and a master’s degree in forensic toxicology from the University of Florida. She used to have a job driving around Colorado doing pretty much nothing but shooting the breeze with farmers, but now she just writes, runs the New Adult Addiction and Clean Teen Reads Book Blogs, and runs an online science classroom for homeschoolers.
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